Riding down the road today, I had this thought. Would it be wrong to drive your car in a funeral procession if you had a sticker on it that said "Got Corpse?"? Get yours here.
I wouldn't mind it if it were my funeral... but then again I want my funeral to be different. Instead of the usual slow drive to the cemetery, I want it to be sort of a race... and the winner will get a prize. Also, I want a closed casket. Everybody will assume that my body is inside, but it won't be!!!
Just kidding about all that, I'll probably have a normal one. I do want a cool tombstone though.
I bought a bright yellow car 2 weeks before my Grandmother died.... so I can attest to the only thing worse than that sticker would be going back and forth to the cemetery office making arrangements for 2 days before the funeral... in a *bright* yellow (obnoxiously cheery looking) car. ugh.
Ummm I'm going have to say "yeah".
ReplyDeletei dont know why, but i think i want that sticker.
ReplyDeleteGreat sticker!
ReplyDeleteYou can think about it all you want :) In that world inside your (our Halloween heads) it is quite funny. Reality, might not be so much so.
I was determined to not classify this as amusing, but the twisted smirk on my face and the suppressed chuckle in my chest are protesting.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind it if it were my funeral... but then again I want my funeral to be different. Instead of the usual slow drive to the cemetery, I want it to be sort of a race... and the winner will get a prize. Also, I want a closed casket. Everybody will assume that my body is inside, but it won't be!!!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding about all that, I'll probably have a normal one. I do want a cool tombstone though.
that would be hilarious...but hm, i don't think lots would agree w/that. i want that sticker now! ha ha...
ReplyDeleteI bought a bright yellow car 2 weeks before my Grandmother died.... so I can attest to the only thing worse than that sticker would be going back and forth to the cemetery office making arrangements for 2 days before the funeral... in a *bright* yellow (obnoxiously cheery looking) car. ugh.
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