Riding down the road today, I had this thought. Would it be wrong to drive your car in a funeral procession if you had a sticker on it that said "Got Corpse?"? Get yours here.
I wouldn't mind it if it were my funeral... but then again I want my funeral to be different. Instead of the usual slow drive to the cemetery, I want it to be sort of a race... and the winner will get a prize. Also, I want a closed casket. Everybody will assume that my body is inside, but it won't be!!!
Just kidding about all that, I'll probably have a normal one. I do want a cool tombstone though.
I bought a bright yellow car 2 weeks before my Grandmother died.... so I can attest to the only thing worse than that sticker would be going back and forth to the cemetery office making arrangements for 2 days before the funeral... in a *bright* yellow (obnoxiously cheery looking) car. ugh.
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Ummm I'm going have to say "yeah".
i dont know why, but i think i want that sticker.
Great sticker!
You can think about it all you want :) In that world inside your (our Halloween heads) it is quite funny. Reality, might not be so much so.
I was determined to not classify this as amusing, but the twisted smirk on my face and the suppressed chuckle in my chest are protesting.
I wouldn't mind it if it were my funeral... but then again I want my funeral to be different. Instead of the usual slow drive to the cemetery, I want it to be sort of a race... and the winner will get a prize. Also, I want a closed casket. Everybody will assume that my body is inside, but it won't be!!!
Just kidding about all that, I'll probably have a normal one. I do want a cool tombstone though.
that would be hilarious...but hm, i don't think lots would agree w/that. i want that sticker now! ha ha...
I bought a bright yellow car 2 weeks before my Grandmother died.... so I can attest to the only thing worse than that sticker would be going back and forth to the cemetery office making arrangements for 2 days before the funeral... in a *bright* yellow (obnoxiously cheery looking) car. ugh.
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